We have updated our review rating scheme
0 = poop, 1 = soda, 2 = iced tea, 3 = brewed coffee, 4 = martini,
5 = fine wine
5 = fine wine
What do these beverages mean?
- poop: Waste (Pag-aaksaya)
- soda: Forgettable (Maaring limutin)
- tea: Middling at best (Katamtaman)
- brewed coffee: Has Good Potential but... (May potensyal pero...)
- martini: Must-see (Dapat Panoorin)
- fine wine: Cheers (Tagay)
Let it be
known that we do not review all the movies that come out in theaters. We only review movies that are
- Outstanding
- Disturbingly popular
- Awfully delicious
- Open to many interpretations
- *Sometimes, it also depends on our critic's budget. Most of us are just poor struggling writers and so if we cannot spare 150 to 200 pesos for a movie, then forget it.
"I love movies and I refuse to believe that Filipino moviegoers watch trash by choice. It is just that trash seem to be the only thing getting exhibited in commercial theaters. If I hurl acidic words at an actor, a director or a filmmaker because I think he or she has produced mediocrity, it is not personal. I simply have a high respect for film artists and the art of film-making. I could never face the Movable Circle if I sell out. Believe it or not, I am the nicest of the bunch." (R. San Miguel)
Cheers.
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